Halloween 2006

Ebony and I went as Lesbian Soccer Moms (we basically just looked like we were from the 80s) but we added padding to the front to give us "gunts"! Chris was our soccer son.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soccer+mom

Soccer mom

A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words" such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer. Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.

Danielle went as the Gweneth Paltrow character from The Royal Tenenbaums. She made her own fake finger and smoked chocolate cigarettes.


















Chris "our son" eating the orange slices we brought for his break time. Please ignore the drunk mom in the background. I should crop this photo. The funniest part of the night was before we left Sinead's house and Chris went to put on his "zinc" it was halloween makeup he bought at Value Village...It stained his skin bright pink! I couldn't stop laughing...He had to scrub like crazy. He was freaking out that it'd be there all week. There was still pink traces on Sunday morning. I feel bad for the kids that buy that cheap makeup....














Ebony-pre party























Our son drinking! bad son! Sinead went as an angel.













Colin getting nasty red paint all over my face.






drunken photo












Micah is Hugh Hefner mac ing on the ladies.